I read an inadvertently amusing internet article about the ancient Oriental art of feng shui. (I mention feng shui in “The Truth About FSBO” system as a way to promote good luck when selling your house.) I had to share this with you so you could have a good laugh, too. Here a couple of sentences from this article I found particularly amusing:
“Have you ever been mesmerized by the soothing sound or the superb sight of a water fountain? Fine, many others are. Europeans just leave nuts over this point.” Oh, no! Don’t leave your nuts, all you crazy Europeans!
“People that want money try this well-liked technique. They cut a red ribbon in 9 pieces and they attach 3 coins together. They are then emotionally involved to a doorknob.” Don’t even ask!
Anyway, now that I’ve stopped laughing, the point is that it’s a shame but there is a lot of junk on the internet and you can waste a lot of timing cracking a lot of oysters to find a pearl. My commitment to you is to help you navigate through the junk on the internet about selling “for sale by owner” and give you just the pearls.
